Archive - Cheaper Than Therapy

What If We Never Get Married?

I'm just asking.

Jul 10 •

Soulmates Aren't Real

More importantly, they don't need to be.

Jul 3 •

June 2025

A Bonus Birthday Newsletter

Happy Birthday to me.

Jun 30 •

Women Aren't Enough For Me

Only hanging out with one gender, forever.

Jun 26 •

I'm Glad I Never Got F*cking Married

Gratitude post.

Jun 19 •

Eat, Eat, Eat! But Don't Get Fat

The insanity of an 80s upbringing.

Jun 12 •

Did Love Forget About Us?

A deep pain, a deep envy.

Jun 5 •

May 2025

They Cheat On 10s, Too.

It's never about how you look, it's always about who they are.

May 29 •

Nora Ephron Didn't See This Coming

We can't have romcoms if this sh*t ain't funny.

May 22 •

Soft Mourning Everything That Never Happened

The value of admitting hard things.

May 15 •

Priced Out Of Leaving The House

Is doing things alone literally too expensive now?

May 8 •

Women Are Lonely Too, B*tch.

We're just better at it.

May 1 •

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